Singapore Fuck-Expo Spare-cial: How to use Durex properly (Exercise Emillo)!

Nabei cheeby ... the pregnent ger case get from badder to most baddest! ... all the mother cheeby people mostly want to say the boy fault ... but neber mine ... me help garmen give sex lesson ... and if you want to go to geylang ... this one is must use one ... else later lan jiao become black color and drop off.

every one now say want to fuck ger fren now better wear durex ... cos later she also blog my name .. cheeby ... kana fuck ... but not many people know use durex 100% wun kana one? ... they think just take 1 and than enuff liao ... fuck lah ... later burst .. than habes ... still kana baby ... so follow emillo way ... sure safe one ..

first go and buy 2 durex ... and 1 bottle of hong yew (i use axe brand one).

Than when you want to fuck the ger that time right ... wear the first durex first ...

after that you take second durex and put hong yew inside the 2nd durex .... this one veri important ... myst put 5 drops ... too little not enuff ... too much lei ... will burn through the lubber

once put inside liao ... wear the 2nd durex over the first one than but dun put fully in ... put until the hong yew is like a small balloon at the tip ...

once you do that liao ... can start fucking .. you fuck and fuck ... he cheeby tight tight ... shiok shiok ..

than suddenly you feel your cock very hot ... this means that the inner durex pitcha liao ... fucking faster take your cock out and repeat the exercise again ...

if suddenly she start screaming ... not becos you make her orgaism, than you know is the outer durex pitcha liao ...

if that happends also quickly pull out ... and wear one more durex again ...

if you suddenly feel very hot ... and she start scream ... than you must be tio 4D ... both pitcha the same time ... this one is call the "Muddy Law" Ray tell me ... if something going to be fuck type ... you pray dunno all the buddah, allah and jesus also no use ... so if both pitcha the same time ... quickly pull out ... the hong yew will kill some of the sperm ...

than you must quickly ask her take the no baby tablet ...

This way ... you confirm wun kana curse and swear mother cheeby by whole world ...

Mother Cheeby Occifer (LX)

Desmond just introduce me read this website tomorrow.sg. It is like all the blog put in one ... just like 3 in 1 shampoo ... veri good ... read 1 website is like reading all the website ... than i read got this entry ... she write is "Trials & Tribulations of an Unwanted Pregnancy" na bei ... this ger the engrish very good ... i think i study 1000 years also no have her half so good ... but beri sad ... her mother cheeby ex ask her fuck off after find she got baby .... cheeby ... than some more this guys is army occifer .... mother cheeby ... you know ah ... in all my army days i only know one good army occifer ... he my BMT PC ... he sart sart bo chio ... really will sit down with us on the ground ... not on the chair and eat with us ... not the special food ... but the fucked up cheeby tase like gao sai cookhouse food ... this kind of occifer is good occifer ... like the tv say ... walk and talk, talk and walk ... not like this one ... this one who dump this ger is this LX ... he is a mother cheeby occifer marit scorelar ... cheeby .. i every year pay tax gahmen go ask this kind of people be scorelar ... cheeby you know ... really fuck type ... than i go the army webisite and see got the speech she say one or not and got the cheeby integirity sai or not ... (I check dictionary ... integirity is like must be gentleman ... must say 1 do 1 not like lembek lembek like that)

But than ah ... i read from the army website got this place is all the occifer go one ... call sasi-mi (dunno issit all the occifer there drink sasi) or something like that ... on there got the occifer pledge ... just like the singapore pledge like that ... this is the one ... i cut and paste ... than i got one is i suggest for the ger ex bf one LX ... this one just nice for you .. this one is the good occifer version ...

Good Occifer version
I am an officer of the Singapore Armed Forces.
My Duty is to lead, to excel and to overcome,
I lead my men by example,
I answer for their training morale and discipline.
I must excel in everything I do.
I serve with pride, honour and integrity.
I will overcome adversity with courage, fortitude and determination.
I dedicate my life to Singapore.

Cheeby and the garmen can complain that now a lot of singaporean woman go abortion ... fuck you understand ... you KNNBCCB go and ready yourself ... "I lead my men by example" correct lah ... so all the mother cheeby fuck type occifer like LX lead their men by example mah ... so you got fuck type occifer who fuck already dun want to admit responsibility one .. of course all the whole singapore also slowly like that lah ... all sio kan already than say no no no ... i dunno ... lan jiao understand .... i think and think and think ... than i call ah beng up ... we together compose one occifer pledge for LX:

Occifer LX version
Me is cheeby fuckup occifer
My duty is to fuck, suck, and polish my captain apple
I ask my soger follow my sex position
I must go bar and geylang at least once a week to boost my moral
I can control .. xio gan no need wear condom
I got no pride and honour & integrity cos
pride and honour & integrity 1kg how much? I buy from you ...
I like virgin gers the best ... i will conquer them with flower, and sweet words
I dedicate my life to my cock so that fun fun everyday.

LX, you like? i think you is very good idea you print out and than stick in front of your mirror and than read out to yourself everyday ... and if you dare not? than laig better ... show you fuck type occifer right?? no courage wad ... repeate after me ...

FUCK
FUCK TYPE
FUCK TYPE MOTHER
FUCK TYPE MOTHER CHEEBY
FUCK TYPE MOTHER CHEEBY OCCIFER

LX ... you really are a mother fucker lan jiao cheeby lang .... i curse you father die, mother die, house burn down ... sister kana rape ... brother kana custrated ... ancestors grave kana dog pee every day ... next time baby born no back side ... so cheeby LX ... you watch your back ... you dun cheeby let me find out you who and come geylang that time ... i make sure all my brather kotok you good good one.

Fucking cheeby singapore drivers watching National Day Parade on Bridge.

Fucking mother cheeby ... some singaporeans cheeby dunno how to think one. KNN you know.... Yesterday was singapore national day parade .. so i call linda ask her wan to go benjamin sherse bridge see fireworks or not ... so she say okay ... at first i wan to drive one ... than i told linda i come pick her up ... so she say okay ... than at about 5pm i reach her house and pick her up ... (as usual she wearing her short skirt ... making me nose bleed) ... and we go to the bridge. Than i tell linda ... we park at suntec okay .. than walk up ... she say okay ... so we park there and than start walking up ...

when we reach the top of the bridge that time is already about 6.30pm ... na bei cheeby ... so many people ... i think the bridge there even more people than the padang ... fuck man ... i scared no place to stand ... so quickly stay put at the bridge. Than i notice on by one fucking na bei cheeby cars starting to park on the cheeby bridge ... fuck man ... can park on the bridge one meh? how come i dunno ... fuck man these people ... than i see and see and see ... by about 7pm ... got the car lah ... got trucks lah ... got even this malayu family in a mini bus open up than the family all come out ... just like they go east coast park picnic like that ... cheeby ... by 7.30 lei ... the bridge left 1 lane only fuck ... these cheeby people damm inconsiderate ... fucking cheeby park at suntec lah ... cheeby walk a bit will die issit? even linda wearing the shoe so high heels one also can walk you all cannot walk ... lan jiao understand ...

by 750 ... the cheeby the whole bridge almost kana block like that ... got people drop off on the cheeby fast lane ... than at 8 oclock ... ma-tar on motorbike come ... good ... fucking nabei cheeby fine all the mother cheebys ... fine all of them ... fuck ... if i transport minister ... i will fucking take away all their car COE ... make them walk for long long time ... cheeby ... people like that park on bridge one is dunno how to think people ... fucking cheeby no brain people where got brain to drive ... no wonder singapore so much accidents lah ... cheeby you know ... even linda also say .... this kind of people must fine ... fucking cheeby ...

than at about just nice ... ma - tar come ... the fireworks also start ... those mother cheeby fuckers who block bridge one all cannot see ... ... but than the fireworks this year also very giam ... fuck man ... dunno issit cut cost ... or issit becos i hear the people say this year they split the firecracker that why so short ... fuck man ... the garmen dunno how to think also ... this one i also know ... you can do 4 or 5 in different places all half fuck one or you can do 1 solid solid one ... i think must be those garmen scorelar plan one ... study so much book until very smart ... but than do real think sure 100% fuck up one ... just like army like that ... all the cheeby fuck up army occifer ... but the fireworks short is short ... but very nice ... linda see already very happy ... i am sure president see already also happy ...

and i think this one is the last time he president at national day parade liao ... this month got to choose new president ... but ah ray say sure walk over one ... this nathan got the garmen support ... who dare to run against him is like use kuey neng long piak (Egg throw at wall) sure break one ... you see lah ... sure walk over one ... and if never walk over ... also garmen will make the other guy pitcha ... fuck man ... see this same story so many times already ... cheeby ... remember .... we all is flag ... half red = half communist okay

Will you mary me?

Wah ... just read last night wan bao ... Now the Garang guni man all so high class one. can chase air stewardess, than got this other one use news paper to propose to school principle .... i read liao also sooo touched ... but than ah ... school principal all veli strick one lei ... fuck man ... i still can remember me last time primary school that time. I study in Chanket Changi Primary school ... fuck man ... the mother cheeby principal so fucking strict ... this also cannot do .. that also cannot do ... fuck man ... even walk down the stairs also must hold hand. If hold get hand i still dun mind you know ... but is another little boy hand lei ... fuck man ... now that I think about it liao I oso want to cheeby womit ...

but luckily that one is plimary one onli ... else I think if plimary 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 all like that i sooner or later oso become gay ... cheeby ... but now day ... i only hold ger hand ... heehee ... and talking about holding ger hand ... Linda call my handphone on friday. This linda is the ger who with the tikopek come buy handphone at my shop one. She ask me want to go partying with her on saturday tonite or not. She tell me the cheeby tikopek boyfriend of hers go Bangkok do work wun be back until next weekend. I tell her ONZ!! ... I will show you how i party. Make you happy happy. hahahaha ...

Anyways on saturday i get ready to meet her ... take out my disco t shirt and pants to wear ... wahh ... my fishnet tshirt a bit yellow liao ... so I take and ask maid go put inside washing machine and wash ... than i tell her to put 2 cap of the new fourmuelae soap ... say wash liao fucking clean one ... so she put ... and I go watch TV .... cheeby ... 20 mins later i go kitchen and see the soap all come out ... the mother cheeby washing machine like have too much soap liao so all spill out ... fuck man ... i quickly ask maid to go and clean up and take my tshirt out ... dun later spoil liao ... tonite got to meet linda topless ... .show her my hairy chest ... but heng ah ... t shirt neber spoil ... and nthan the soap reali good ... come out really like new one like that ...

Than after clean liao ... i ask my brather Ray to see if can lend his car to me or not ... meet ger first time must borrow my brother car ... cos he father business man ... so last year birthday that time buy him far-la-ree (the horse brand one) ... he say the car more expensive than my flat ... i told him ... fuck ... i dun believe ... than he show me the lee - cip ... cheeby ... really damm expensive ... fuck man ... one car got to pay 800,000 (must be that cheeby garmen say must pay what special tax for the garmen bonus again) ... lan jiao understand ... his father must be print money ... either that or got special money tree ... no wait ... money tree also not enough to pluck so much ... must be money FOREST ... fuck man ... but ray very good lah ... he my bestest brather ... so always when he bo use his car and i want to chase ger ... he always lend me his car one ... very brather...

okay ... got car ... got nice things to wear liao .. now i call linda ask her where she want to go ... ling ling ... ling ling ... she say hello ... i ask her ... ay sexy ger ... is me ... Emil lah ... tonite where you wan to go? she say anywhere ... so long as nice to play play happy happy can liao ... so i say okay ... we go orchard tower ... she say okay lah ... so i say okay ... i pick you up 10pm okay ... she say okay ... SET LIAO .... it was only 4pm cheeby ... still got so long ... got to pick up the horse brand car from ray first ....

So i take bath and than after that walk to car park and open my car (Nissan, damm no power one) to ray house ... I tell you ah ... thsi ray ... house damm funny place one ... so near the botanic garden ... i tell him ... brother ... your neighbour georgh bush lei ... you not scared the cheeby terrorise put bomb near your house ah? He say no ... here got a lot of PAP ... mar-tar every 30 mins also drive by one ... Than I reach already ... pick up the car .... wow ... i tell you ... 60,000 dollar car and 800,000 dollar car really got difference man ... cheeby ... i turn on the engine line vroom vroom ... like want to fly ... like cheeby airplane like that ... shiok!

anyways ... i was thinking and thinking most hardest ... good ... can drive home ... can speed ... and test test ... than i drive PIE ... FUCKING CHEEBY ... kana traffic jam ... cheeby ... got horse car also no use ... fuck man ... so bo bian ... fucking tu lan ... so jam ... got home already 6pm ...

So i go up first bath liao and than i sms linda ... "sexy ger ... what you wearing tonite?" ... 20 mins still no reply ... so i think ... best go sleep first ... sleep sleep than skali i hear my mather call me ... Jackson ah ... still dun go out ah? I thought you want to go out? Now 9.30 liao lei ... I quickly wake up ... pua chee by ... fucking alarm bo battery ... fuck man ... i quickly bath and than run out of the house ... go to car ... drive damm fast to bukit batok ... (heng traffic beli good - reach her place in 20 mins ... 10pm ... than i call her ... she pick up ... say "give me another 20 mins ... i still wearing dress and putting makeup ... (cheeby ... i know like that sleep a bit longer) ... so i turn on the ladio and listen ... turn here turn there cannot find hokkein station (dunno why no AM station one) fuck man ... pay 800,000 for car than the ladio so lousy ... my $10 ladio at home also got AM ladio ...

wait and wait ... i walk outside car sio hoon kee .... ray veri good boy one ... dun smoke ... so i dun want to fuck his car inside ... else later got burn mark on chair ... i think i must like president star charty like monken like that dance and sing than got money to pay ray back ...

she finally come down ... na bei cheeby she fucking sexy sia ... fuck ... just seeing her walk towards me ... my elephant become fucking hard ... like want to exploded out of my pants like that ... than i wearing leather pants somemore ... fuck man ... cheeby tight ... i dun want kana fracture ... so i quickly turn away and arrange ... cheeby ... really nose bleed ... i tell you all what she wearing ... most sexiest ... she wearing this black dress the top is tie behind the back one ... than the back is very low ... wow ... and the dress also very short ... come up to about half her leg ... the front also very low .... and the back is backless ... basket ... wear until like that ... must be want to make sure i cannot concentrate the whole nite ... later driving must be carefulest ... else kana lang - ga ... i tell you ... ray will fuck my cheeby ass.

so i bring her to orchard tower the pub ... all free entrance one ... i call some tequilla ... and than we dance dance ... than say boring ... and ask if i want to go this wallet or not ... i so long also neber hear got pub call wallet one ... must be fucking cheeby expensive ... so go there wallet exploded ... that why call wallet ... so I say okay lah ... than she ask me drive and than turn here turn there ... than in the end is at the zouk there ... fuck man ... i didn't know they got another pub liao ... and the business veri good ... we park the car (must valet park one) fuck ... i hope they nabei cheeby dun spoil ray car ... than i see ATM ... i tell linda i go toilet ... than i faster when she not looking withdraw out $500 ... should be enuff ... else later need linda to buy me drinks or pay for me ... so luck say ...

anyways ... we party party ... and this linda damm hiao ... my kind of za bor! ... hahaha ... dance until 3am .. than we left the party ... and went her place ... :) ... haha her parents not in ... and i tell you ah ... fucking cheeby ... we dance this time horizontal dancing ... dance until even my elephant also cannot tahan ... but i scared later got baby ... so i wear condom ... dun later shortgun ... than got to marry her ...

than by time we happy finish ... it was 6am already ... i thought better return car to ray ... else later he kao pay kao bu again ... but i told linda we go happy again on national day eve? she say okay .... whahahahaah .... so tonite i bringing her go changi and catch the bapok!! ...

newpaper say blog all lies ... i say new paper is brainwash people

Fucking cheeby newspaper, fucking lo-sor. how many cheeby weeks already and you still fucking publishing about the NKF thing. Buay sian ah? you not sian i reader also sian already, even my grand auntie who damm fucking ba gua one also not so lo-sor. This one is the case ah where you fucking win the case already ah ... still must bloody hell 落井下石. Than somemore get some mother cheeby lawyer to write somemore. Fuck lah ... give it a rest lah, why singapore no other news to report issit? People fall down liao you still must sai on their face and than put the sai in their mouth issit?

I tell you ah ... that is the fucking main problem with the singapore news paper. news paper is garmen one. if garmen say one, you fucking dare say 2 meh? fucker you lah. if garmen say one and new paper say 2 is like use hand slap own mouth right? where got so stupid, even my dog also more cleverer.

than garmen all say singapore is very most democraticest society ... of course news paper also must say same thing lah ... i tell you lan jiao understand. democratic my ass ah. you see all the communist country the flag what color one? all red right? singapore what color one? red and white okay ... 50% is still red okay ... is just like red flag want to hide but cannot find enuff white cloth to cover up like that, wolf in sheep's clothing. The only thing that singapore garmen good is that they make all the people most guai guai ... all listen to papa and mama .... so garmen say jump ... everyone jump .... say jia sai, every one also jia sai. like robot like that.

Than the new paper also like that. very simple one. always fucking report all the good things in singapore and than report all the bad things happending around the world ... i take one of the new paper lah. today one, singapore report got garanguni man lah got the cheeby NKF thing again lah, all good and dandy ... papa garmen taking care of all the citizen, than outside singapore lei? India flood lah, malaysia plane never fly properly lah (like singapore plane always fly properly like dat), Thailand got gangster brain wash people lah, philippines got politiks fight lah ... so singapore most best to live in right? lan jiao understand. yes ... singapore is very most safest, but than you all just like sheep like that ... work whole life also cannot cheeby break out of the fucking roof one.

than i also see now the garmen new paper all write that blog is most bad because i think garmen know from the NKF happendings that more and most people now all read blog now, so want to brain wash the people so ask the reporter write that blog most baddest. say we all lying. Even that today new paper Mr Miyagi also got say, we faceless and vicious meh? No okay. I say already ... me is Emillo Jackson Tan Keng Seng. I sell handphone. My handphone shop in geylang. anyone who buay song me can come geylang fine me. I got picture but dunno how to put on internet. if someone help me i sure put one. NEW PAPER YOU SO SMART RIGHT? I TELL YOU: FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND! Like Ah Ray teach me say ... you think i give a flying fuck? my blog is my ownself brain think one. i just writing down what my brain think. you want to tell me what to thing? fuck u mother cheeby. i no stupid ... i not telling other people to tink like me ... i just writing what i tink and ask people use ur brain use your brain.

Just like the stupid ERP system, drive under them got teet ... teet ... money take away ... now got more places got more teet teet machine put already. so i drive here drive there also teet ... teet ... teet, money go into garmen pocket. fuck man ... i think and think and think ... bo ko leng mah ... why they here also put there also put. you 50 cent here 50 cent there also people fuck care one, singapore people all damm wu lui one can drive mercedes can drive BMW, not like me, drive lao pok car one. than i think very most hardest and than ask ah Ray. Ah Ray say ... you think NKF lah ... $1 here $1 there each month, than can pay CEO 600k salary. The today in parleemen people also need bonus one mah ... than i think ... ya hor ... bloody cheeby ... everytime i drive orchard road on satday afternoon now teet ... teet is pay people bonus ... cheeby! ... fuck man ... you teet teet also still traffic jam ... teet and no teet also traffic jam ... fuck lah ... so is pay people bonus one ... damm sian man ...

so now i know every year now if want garmen want bonus right, than they will put teet teet maching on one new road. now is orchard road lah, than later put at ang mo kio lah, than after that put all the new town lah ... i tell you ... in 10 year time, outside every car park and outside everyhouse also got teet teet machine... and than the cheeby newpaper will say all you all must be most guai guai listen to me .... garmen is reducingest the traffic jam ... fuck lah ... i dun care you traffic jam, blueberry jam, orange jam or pearl jam lah ... i only know everytime i drive here and there all got teet teet sound ... like kana rob like that ... but new paper will always try to tell you is for your own good, we all is helping you one ... fuck lah ... no wonder i money always money no enuff ... i one month hp shop onli make $4,000 okay ... but still wallet veri empty ... fuck man .

Hokkein Mee

This one is I tell the uncle i will write one to let all my brother know. After close hp shop last night, very hungry, so I go eat the hokkein mee at Lor 28 ( I think). Fucking nice to eat. the meet just nice, the prawns veri Fresh, and and the liao all put most a lot. Tonite i will go and da bao again. Uncle, your hokkein mee best to eat!!

Cheeby Gar-men

I tell you ... i read mr brown blog that the today new paper say that the Minster Mar say that in 10 years time maybe no opposition ward ... i read already really blood boil man ... these cheeby people finally show the hu li wei ba (fox tail come out) .. it is like the cheeby manchester united take over like that ... got a bit of fucking money ... than what happends ... want to buy out the entire cheeby club ... make everyone so unhappy ... this is exactly the case now lah... just that he is saying that the buying will take 10 years. Cheeby understand... this is like telling some one that i going to hoot you ... you just wait ... i sooner or later get you want ... just like gangster like that ... and as to how they will do that, very simple ... you just look at all the cheebye general election than you will know already lah ... in the from the first time the GRC come out only 4 mp each one, look at all the cheebyes now ... got fucking super GRC one... fuck you understand. you think i stupid ah.

This GRC is for fucking cheebye loosers one. or for those who cheebye scared loose... it is like you have a team of fuck up basketball players, or soccer players, but no liao (substance) to win erection... than how? put in one cheebye super star lah ... than with that super star ... sure win liao... just like last time chicago bulls, if you take out jordan ... and see like now like that.... super fucked up ... so i say ah ... this one is gar-men strategy ... damm smart one. put one super star MP in each cheebye GRC, than all the people bo bian got to vote them erection .... fucking bo ji (no balls) strategy, but is like that one... play game must cheat right? ... cheebye lah ...

Than how they going to make all opposition go away in 10 year time? simple lah, just make singapore 1 big fucking cheebye GRC, and if you dun have 82 candidates, you cannot run for the GRC ... fuck you understand. But i bet you singapore gar-men veri smart one. they know that if they do that in the next erection a lot of people will say they cheebye, so they will go and put up 4 - 5 Super duper GRC first, North GRC, South GRC, East GRC and West GRC and maybe Island GRC, so need about 16 people in your party group than can run. Cheebye ... really cheebye lang ... damm smart right? than like that almost confirm win all already. If the gar-men really dare ah ... do like the US system lah ... dan diao (one on one fight) and than see who win. dun fucking cheebye all the fucked up MP hide behind 1 good MP, like that you want people to respect you ah? fuck you understand!

Talking about respect, last night i tok to ah seng, he tell me that they last time show "today in par -lee -men" but now no more liao ask me i know why or not, so i say dunno lah. I where go so eng find out this kind of things. So he tell me. It is becos when they film right, than some time got catch MP sleeping and than lao nua ... fucking mother cheebye. I hear like that fucking cheebye angry man. we pay income tax and all the father mother money, and than the fucked up cheebye MP can fucking mother cheebye sleep in parleemen ...

i think ah singapore parleemen must not follow US system liao. Must follow Taiwan system.... anytime got people hoot you one. than see those mother cheebye fucker lan jiao still dare to sleep or not.... sleep lah ... go on and sleep .... sleep half way got one chair fly and fucking hoot you on the head give you brain damage or got someone box your teeth all comeout ... see you still dare to sleep or not you all fucking mother cheebyes. i bet you if got like that they will be more attentive liao ... and when sleep ... the whole session look left and right see got people throw chair at them or not.

oh ya ... i found out the ger with the ti ko pek name liao ... she call Jennifer ... swee swee name, i like ... she sms me and ask me what i doing this weekend, i say if she free can come chong with me on friday and we go clubbing... haha and if she lucky ... i will show her my elephant ... big and strong and potent.

Rich people, poor people and TT Durai

KNNBCCB, i read wan bao say that si lang Durai daughter email the prime minster ask him help her father clear the name. Cheeby you know, why you own self bo-ji to email him your self issit? either that or must be he email PM before and kana ask go fuck the wall. serious, this kind of mother cheeby cannot forgive one. you know some of my fren earn only $1500 a month also donate $20 a month you know, and you fucking mother cheeby dare to do this kind of fuck thing of installing gold plated tap in his personal toilet using my friend money. cheeby understand, i curse you father die, mother die, house burn down, all you zu zhong recarnate become cheeby leaf ... seriously if i can ah, i will fucking condamm him to jail and instead of treating him to 20 strokes of the cane, i will fucking take the gold plated tap and fuck his backside 20times a day that bloody mother cheeby. ask for forgiveness? help you clear your name? fuck you understand.

i think he too rich liao maybe thats why, but than i think a lot of rich people also like that one... today got a fucking cheeby lao ti ko come to my shop to buy handphone. fucking cheeby ask me tak out one phone and than another phone and than another phone and than another phone. like the chines game show on saturday like that kai bao xiang ... yin jue jiang (open precious box, win big prize). i think that lao cheeby at least 60+ liao, and must be fucking rich, cos the girl he bring with him i think 20+ only and fucking chio. Probably the best thing about serving them is that i get to beo at her breast ... the valley so dark ... really nose bleed man. when showing her the phone that time. i purposely take long long ... than when i hand her the phone that time, touch her hand a little and than she keep smiling at me. I think she like me lei. if not because of the lao cheeby tee ko pek there i think i sure on her already, tonite ask her go tiao bu with me than after that go shiok shiok.

than the lao chee by really cannot tahan ... keen touching her kacheng. cheeby lah ... people trying to buy new phone her you keep touching people kacheng, how you expect people to decide, why dun next time you buy phone that time i keep pinching your kacheng while you trying to buy a book see you can decide or not. but obiviously the si lang tee ko pek fucking money a lot lah. i see him take out money clip ... my fucking cheeby eyes almost pop out. a whole thick stack of $100 note. kan ni hia. must be take money out from CPF than dun let wife know and come out and boa young innocent gal. damm cheeby you know.

anyways, i keep showing the ger hp and than i try to give her my hp number by keying in and saying "see i call myself, very fast very good" and than she just look at me and smile. my brother say smile only mah, a lot of ger also smile at you mah. but i tell them she later ask me to use one of the model that she interested in to call her hp, which i think is her way of giving me her handphone number while the cheeby tee ko pek boyfriend is around. and you know that chow cheeby say ... why call your hp ... call mine lah ... and than give his number. KNNBCCB, i know you fucking rich, i know you can buy things for her, but you cannot satify her whahahahahaahahahaha.... your fucking lan jiao must be like pencil like that ... short and thin... cannot use one .... not like mine 9 inches long ... and very thick ...

ay serious ... not fucking toa pao here okay ... a lot of my gf say when i poke into them that time ... they feel kana stretch ... and i very good ... in and out in and out ... damm shiok.

anyways, in the end see this one see that one liao ... the cheeby lao ti ko say my price very expensive ... will go elsewhere to buy ... lan jiao understand .. than you ask so much for what ... the girl very apologitic ... but that mother cheeby just walk out and drag her along ... cheeby understand ... i really hope she calls me ... than i will bring her go chiong with me ...

talking about chiong, after work i went to k box with ah may and some of her friends today, and than i was a bit early and was walking around suntec, than got this guy who approach me ask me become christian. fuck your mother cheeby understand.

fuck lah ... now that i think about it god also like a cheeby prankster. Think of all the things that he ask me to do? He plants this cheeby tree of forbidden fruit, and than he says, see but don touch, touch but don taste, taste but don swallow. cheeby understand. than when i cheeby jumping from one leg to the other, he's up there laffing his ass off at me. lan jiao understand ... i fuck care him .. serious.. dunno what the fucker who come and "recruit me" is thinking about.ask me join his church .. than got to fucking contribute to the fucking money to the church every month right? you fucking think i am stupid issit? your chuch CEO also paid at leas 600k right?

cheeby understand!
I no stupid!